英语小品短剧本？第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，那么，英语小品短剧本？一起来了解一下吧。
老鼠嫁女儿
角色(character):鼠爸爸（f）、太阳（sun）、云（cloud）、风（wind）、墙（wall）
Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. （很久很久以前，有一个老鼠爸爸）
He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. （他想要将他的女儿嫁给世界上最伟大的人）
But, who was the greatest person in the world? （但是，谁是世界上最伟大的人呢？）
Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. （啊！是太阳！他一定是世界上最伟大的人） The mouse father went to talk to the sun. （老鼠爸爸就去找太阳说话）
f -------“Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！太阳先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？）
sun-------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的应该是云） If he comes out, I’ll be covered.” （只要他一出现，我就被遮住了）
The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.（老鼠爸爸就去找云）
f-------“Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！云先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？） cloud------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的应该是风） If he comes out, I’ll be blown away.” （只要他一出现，我就被吹的远远的）
The mouse father went to talk to the wind. （老鼠爸爸就去找风）
f--------“Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.（哈啰！风先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？）
wind-------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的应该是墙） If he comes out, I’ll be stopped.” （只要他一出现，我就被挡住了）
The mouse father went to talk to the wall. （老鼠爸爸就去找墙）
f-------“Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！墙先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？）
wall------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.” （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的其实是你们！是老鼠！）
f-------“The greatest person in the world is … mouse?” （世界上最伟大的人…是老鼠？）
wall-------“Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, I’ll be bit!” （没错！世界上最伟大的就老鼠.明白吗？如果老鼠来了，我就会被穿过）
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Money Talks英语短剧剧本
三个年轻人的父亲生了重病，但是他们没钱付医药费，于是他们准备抢银行 很简单的剧本.
Cast
David
Doctor
Andy
Sue
Father
Police officer
Summary
Three young people wanted to save their father who was very sick. Their father needed an operation, and it would cost a lot of money. Because they had no money, they decided to rob a bank. However, their plan was defective. Their father was sad.
Scene I: In the hospital
(In a room, the doctor talks to David.)
David: (Nervous) Is my father OK？
Doctor: (Serious) Your father is very sick.
David: How to cure him？
Doctor: Your father needs an operation, and it will cost a lot of money to cure him.
David: (Grabs the doctor) How much will it cost？
Doctor: It should be at least one million dollars. (Then the doctor goes out.)
David: That is not a small fortune. How will I come up with the money in a short time?
(Andy comes in.)
Andy: Where is Dad？ Is he OK？ (Looks around)
David: The doctor said that it should cost a big fortune.
Andy: But we don’t have enough money to pay for it. What should we do？
David: Let’s go home and discuss it.
(On the road, David sees a woman withdraw money from an ATM.)
David: (Excited) Look！ It is money.
Andy: But that is a bank.
David: We should earn a lot of money in a short time. This way is quick.
Andy: This way is illegal.
David: But we only have one father, and he is nice to us.
Andy: Umm… Let’s go home and discuss with sister. Look！ There is one hundred dollars on the floor！ (Picks it up)
David: (Hits his head) One hundred dollars？ We need one billion, not one hundred！
Andy: It is mine. (Croaking voice)
Scene II: David and Andy get home
Sue: Is Dad OK？
David: The doctor said we need a lot of money to save Dad.
Sue: But we do not have much money. Look at our home. It is so poor. (Effervescing voice)
David: Do not be sad！ Let’s discuss an idea.
Sue: What idea do you have？
Andy: We decide to rob a bank.
Sue: What？ Rob a bank？ Your brother-in-law has gone to prison several times for robbing banks. I don’t agree！ (Angry)
Andy: But we don’t have a choice！
David: If we don’t have enough money, our Dad will die.
Sue: OK…this is the only thing we can do.
David and Andy: Let’s go！
Sue: No, we need to make a plan first.
David: Ask our brother-in-law. He always robs banks.
Sue: OK. I will tell him tomorrow.
（Sue takes a lot of weapons back.）
Sue: Choose one weapon you are good at.
（Brothers choose the weapons.）
Sue: Remember to wear your mask.
Scene III: In the bank
Sue: Hello, I want to withdraw a billion dollars from my savings account.
Clerk: (To check her drawing account.) Sorry, you don’t have enough money in your savings account.
Sue: (Taking out a gun) Just do it！
Clerk: Help! Help！
David and Andy: Hurry up！
Andy: Only underwear, no money.
David: Are you stupid! We just need money！ (The police officer arrives at the bank)
Police officer: Don’t move! Put down your weapons.Now! (The police officer holds up the gun to them.)
David, Andy, and Sue: Oh, my God！
David: The police officer is coming！
Andy: What should we do？ (Nervous)
(David, Andy, and Sue want to escape away.)
Sue: I cover you! Go！ Hurry！
Police officer:Don’t move！ (Police shoots Sue and Sue gets hurt.)
Sue: Oh！
David: Are you OK？
Andy: What happened？
Sue: My leg is hurt！ I can’t walk now.
Police officer: Don’t move！ You are all under arrested.
Scene IV: In the police office
Police officer: Why did you try to rob the bank？ Don’tyou know it is illegal to rob the bank？
David: Because our Dad is sick, we need money to save him.
Andy: We don’t have enough money, so we decided to rob the bank.
Sue: We know it is wrong to rob the bank, but we didn’t have any choice.
Police officer: I understand why you need the money ,but robbing a bank is against the law.
(Dad enters in the police office.)
David, Andy, and Sue: Dad, we were wrong！
Dad: I know you robbed the bank for me, but it’s wrong！ It will affect your future.
Police officer: We should be good to our parents, but we can’t do something against the law.
(All the three young people repent their follies.)
我没有那个，给你讲个三字经吧
上网的三字经
群之初，性本善，打打字，聊聊天；
斗地主，侃大山，加好友，视频见；
发表情，传图片，谈个情，赛初恋；
靓一点，不多见，丑一点，也有电；
见个面，吃顿饭，谁买单，都情愿；
好友多，有点乱，对上号，比较难；
辨网名，看资料，查纪录，翻从前；
心不静，手不烦，天天聊，早到晚；
花网费，耗情感，像工作，不赚钱；
练潜水，玩闪电，拉帮套，把群建；
加入群，更方便，省话费，好经管；
呼新朋，唤旧友，竖群规，立论坛；
管理员，挺有权，不老实，腿上练；
人一多，嘴就乱，告状的，也得管；
伤心的，最危险，踢错了，不好办；
人气火，摆酒宴，AA制，五十元；
老朋友，对上面，新朋友，名字签；
离开谁，都不难，戒QQ，有点难
Net Friend 互联网交友
Summary:
Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous?Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him. Then Hillary pretended to be Bill on net and met a nice girl, Monica. Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with "Bill" (Her brother), and arranged everything for them. When they met each other at McDonald's, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net. Then...
Finally, Monica understands that it's very dangerous to date with strangers and trusts everything of which her net-friend told her. And we all should be very careful when we're on net.
Scene I
(In school cafeteria, students are having lunch)
Bill: Hey, Jessie. (He pushed her shoulder very rudely) Can I join you?
(Jessie didn't say a word, and Bill just sat down)
Bill: Wow! Wow! Wow! You are wearing a nice dress today!
Jessie: Thanks!
Bill: Oh! What a beautiful hair clip. Where did you buy it?
(Jessie didn't say anything..)
Bill: Hey, you have a nice watch.
(He held her hand strongly and Jessie got angry.)
Jessie: Don't touch me! I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone!
(Bill stood up and walked toward Carol.
Bill sat down beside Carol without asking her)
Bill: Hey, beautiful! How could you eat so little! It's not good for your health! Take this!
(Bill wanted Carol to eat his food)
Carol: No.
Bill: Take it! (He was very rude and the plate fell down.)
Carol: Hey! What are you doing! This is my new skirt!
Bill: I'm sorry!
Carol: Go away! You're such a rude guy!
(Carol went away.)
Bill: Did I do something wrong?
(He talked to himself)
Scene II
(In Hillary's room. Hillary was surfing the net)
Bill: Sis....
Bill: Hillary!
Hillary: Oh! Hi! Bill! How long have you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare me?
(Bill didn't say a word.)
Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened?
Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me!
Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong.
Bill: Yeah, maybe. But I don't know how to attract them. Hillary, I just want to have a girlfriend?
Hillary: Girlfriend?
Bill: Yeah.
Hillary: Let me see what I can do.
Bill: So, can you help me?
Hillary: Ok! Since you really want to have a girlfriend, I'll try to help you.
Bill: Great! Thank you! You are a doll!
(At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.)
Hillary: Oh.. My net-friend!
Bill: Ok! Waiting for your good news!
(Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how she helped Bill.)
Hillary: Yeah! That's it! I can pretend to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet!
(She opened the PC and saw a girl's name "Monica"...)
Hillary: (Laughing......) Monica!
(A little bit surprised)
Hillary: (Talked to herself) It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's sexual scandal. Hmm. Let me send a message to her.
Hillary: Hi! I'm Bill! Glad to meet you!
Monica: Hello, Bill! , Glad to meet you, too. I'm a college student, and you?
Hillary: Me three
Monica: (Laughing...) You're a humorous person!
Hillary: Thanks! I guess you're a female, aren't you?
Monica: Yes, I am.
Hillary: (Talked to herself) Great! She's a girl.
Monica: And you?
Hillary: Oh... I'm a "boy"
Monica: Which school club are you in?
Hillary: Computer Information Club.
Monica: Oh! Really? So you must be a computer expert!
Hillary: You can say that again.
Monica: You know I'm interested in computers, too. So, can you teach me or tell me something about them?
Hillary: Sure! It's my pleasure!
( .....Two hours later .....)
Hillary: Oh! It's interesting to chat with you.
Monica: Yeah! I'm very happy, too.
IIiIIaiy: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time?
Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again.
Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye! Bye!
Monica: Bye!
Saying: From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school.
(At Monica's room. As soon as Monica came back home from school,
she started surfing the net. Then, her mom came into her room.
She knocked her door, but no oneanswered the door)
Dad：Darling，someone is knocking the door.
Mom: I'm coming!
Mom: Oh! Monica, my darling! I've just baked some cookies. Want some?
Monica: No, thanks! I have something important to do.
Mom: What are you busy doing?
Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend.
Mom: Net-friends!! They are strangers. You even don't know who they are. I read from the newspapers. Lot's of things happened on net. You should be more careful and you have to watch out for your net-friends, You're so young
Monica: Ok.. ok. .I know, Mom. Don't worry about me.
(Mom walked out her room. and Monica saw Hillary)
Monica: Hello! Bill!
Hillary: Hi! Monica! How's school today?
Monica: Wonderful! It's really a nice day!
Hillary: Monica! I think we've known each other for a long time. And I just wonder whether you would go out with me?
Monica: (Talk to herself) Go out with him?
Monica: Sure, I would like to. I think you're a polite and humorous person. It may be interesting to go out with you!
Hillary: That's great! How about we meeting at McDonald's on Ming-Chang Road this weekend?
Monica: All right! It's a deal! But how can I recognize you?
Hilillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, a blue caps and also carry a blue knapsack. Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can.
Monica: All in blue! Wow! Ok! That will be easy for me to recognize you.
Hillary: Yeah! I'll be waiting for you!
Monica: Ok! See you
Monica: (Talk to herself) Ha! I'm looking forward to it!
Hillary: (Talk to herself) Yes, I made it. I'm going to tell Bill this good news!
ScenceIII
(At McDonald's, Bill was waiting for Monica.
A few minutes later, Monica saw Bill and walked toward Bill)
Monica: Hi... Are you Bill?
Bill: Yes, I am. You're Monica?
Monica: Yeah.. that's right.
Bill: You look great!
Monica: You're not bad, either. Hey, Let's find a table!
Bill: Yeah! How about that one? I've ordered some things.
(They found a table and began talking.)
Monica: Bill!
Bill: Monica!
Bill: Oh! Lady first!
Monica: Bill, have you already finished your computer report?
Bill: Uh...Uh... Did I tell you that?
Monica: Yes, you did. You said it was about how to kill virus. Did you find out how to do that?
Bill: Kill virus? That's easy for me. I'm a genius. Just use a knife.
Monica: A knife?
Bill: Yeah! Knife can kill everything.
Monica: What are you talking about? Alright! Alright! Forget it! And how about the novel we discussed last week?
Bill: Novel? I've read so many novels, which one?
Monica: "The old man and the sea", don't you forget? What happened to that old man?
Bill: Yeah! That old man! He caught a big fish and then became a hero.
Monica: Hmm. He has a strong will, doesn't he? He never gives up anything. And how about the fish?
Bill: Did you forget? He cooked the fish and ate it!
Monica: And~~it's delicious, right?
Bill: You got it! It's very delicious!
Monica: Nonsense! The fish was eaten by the sharks . You're not Bill, are you?
Bill: Of course I'm Bill. "B~I-L-L"
Monica: But you seem different from the way you are on net. Who are you for God's sake?
Bill: Ok. I tell you the truth. I'm Bill, but not the one you talked to on net. That was my sister, Hillary.
Monica: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, that's true. I really want to have a girlfriend, so she helped me out. She met you on net and thought you're a nice girl. So she arranged us to meet each other.
Monica: That means both of you tricked me?
Bill: So what? That's Hillary's idea.
Monica: You. ..You..... (She is very angry)
Monica: Gosh! I was tricked for such a long time!
Scence IV
(Monica left McDonald angrily)
(At Monica's room, again.)
Monica: (Crying) How foolish I was! What on earth was I doing? (Still crying) I think I need someone to talk to.
(She looked around and saw the time)
Monica: Ah, 8:30. It's "Paula's Time."
(She turned on the TV)
Paula: Welcome to "Paula's Time" I'm Paula Jones, not Dow Jones. Today we'll discuss some net problems. Nowadays Internet helps modern people live more convenient lives, get the latest information. You can say that we live in an Internet world. However, some bad guys made use of Internet to do illegal deals or trick people. So, today we will listen to some friends' problems and help them solve it. Our hot line number is 111-1234. Please dial it as soon as possible. I'm waiting for your call-in. OK. Who's the first friend?
Monica: Hi, Paula, I'm Monica.
Paula: Yes, Monica, what do you want to share with us?
Monica: I met a girl, Hillary, on net three months ago. She pretended to be her brother, Bill, and chatted with me. But I didn't know the truth until yesterday that we arranged to meet each other. He told me that Hillary surfed the net to help him find a girlfriend. And that was me. I felt I was tricked and I was very sad. Do you think I'm wrong?
Paula: It seems like Bill takes special interests in Monica just like our president. Monica, it's a serious and common social problem in modern society. Lots of people want to make friends on the Internet. But you must be careful. On the net, people use nicknames to protect themselves, or even trick others to do something bad. Everyone on the net wears a mask. Sometimes it's evil that hides under the mask. So you had better watch out. Never date with strangers by yourself. Strangers are dangerous.
Monica: Thanks, Paula. You do help me a lot. I know what I should do now.
(Suddenly someone is calling Monica on net)
Starr: Hi! Monica! I'm Starr. May I make friends with you?
Monica: Oh! No! Not again!
(Lights out)
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
以上就是英语小品短剧本的全部内容，老鼠嫁女儿 角色(character):鼠爸爸（f）、太阳（sun）、云（cloud）、风（wind）、墙（wall）Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. （很久很久以前，内容来源于互联网，信息真伪需自行辨别。如有侵权请联系删除。
