英语话剧剧本？5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇1 The Clever Rabbits(聪明小兔) 角色: Red Eyes(红眼睛)Long Ears(长耳朵)Short Tail(短尾巴) Big Wolf(大灰狼)Mother Rabbit(兔妈妈) Storyteller翻译官 道具 房子,玩具、凳子,桌子,一棵树等。 布景 一座有门的房子里摆着一张桌子、几个凳子和一些玩具。那么，英语话剧剧本？一起来了解一下吧。
守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本
你可以自己调节角色~
（因为是搞笑,所以不必太拘谨.普通台词意思对即可.）
旁白：Today we will have a role play named “to stand by a tree stump waiting for a hare”. I’m the voice-over. They are the rabbits. She is the farmer and she is the tree.[begin]
[Chapter 1]
旁白：Now we are in a village. It is a warm morning. There is a farmer living in this village. Look! Here comes him. Isn’t he modern?
[开始.树上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方.]
[农夫冷酷地上.]
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）
[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头,继续保持冷酷]When I was young, I studied in Shuren International School![掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看,收起]
So I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!
This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch! This my MP5!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!
This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh, sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠]
Do U know what’s this? A rabble? No no no~~It’s my modern —— hoe~![看下表]It’s time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作,锄了两下,突然] Oh yes! I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上,开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]
Farming farming, I’m farming! Farming should be combined with music~! Farming farming, I’m farming! Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台,把没用的道具拿走,把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]
[Chapter 2]
旁白：Oh~ What a funny farmer he is! And what about this tree? Is she crazy too?
树：I’m a tree! I can do many things! I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,边做边唱：哼哼哈西!]
I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall! And I’m Strong! If you hit me, you will die!
Oh? There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A.树站回后台]
[兔子A上]
兔子A（一开始不知道状况.以为自己扮演周杰伦,所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody, I’m Jay! I love U!I love Nanjing![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 《BLABLA~~》![清清嗓子正要唱,这时候导演（旁白）上]
导演（旁白）：[微笑着]Hello! I’m the film director. [拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit, understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry]
[导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》.导演下台之前,看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看,惊喜地]Oh! It’s mine!（很兴奋地拿着下场）
旁白：Now she is a rabbit. What will she do?
兔子A：OK, now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈,悠闲散步]
[农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]
旁白: Suddenly, the farmer sees the rabbit…
农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
旁白：But …How can he catch the rabbit? With the gun?
[农夫跟在兔子后面.两个人走啊走.兔子突然回头.农夫假装看手表.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装看天气.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装打手机.两人继续走,兔子回头.这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子.]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this!
农夫：Hnnnn…!I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]
农夫：Thank you!
兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]
农夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”.兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到.树做出受伤中弹状. 农夫又开枪,同上.农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪.（旁白：当当当当——|拟枪声|）兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来.树（树：Oh, my god ! ）继续痛苦中弹状.]
兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me!
树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞.农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它. 兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了.兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰.突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![兔子晕两下~~ “我倒!” 倒地]
农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you ! [想一下]
But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上.倒地睡到树旁边]
[Chapter 3]
……
旁白：Look! The farmer is sleeping! And the rabbit was knocked down, so he is also sleeping now… Oh, no, no! The rabbit is awake! How is it going on then?
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?
树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机]
[兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开,走到手机前看了看]咦?What’s this?[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处.又自觉地把自己绑在树上.突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call someone to help me! [又不知不觉地把自己放出来,拿起手机] But how to use it?
旁白：I don’t know how to do… Who can tell him how to use it?!
树：[走上前]Let me tell U. Look, press this button![给兔子]
兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] Hello?
李咏（旁白）：[上台,激情澎湃地] Hello!This is lucky fifty-two![做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong!Now let’s start our first question!What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正?
A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!
兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry, wrong number.[挂掉]
李咏（旁白）:Answer me! Answer me! En..? Hello?Hi, Hi?[很郁闷地下台]
兔子A：Now let me call again. [拨打] Hello?
兔子B：Hello.
兔子A：Hey Jackey!
兔子B：Hey tommy!
兔子A：How are you doing?
兔子B：Fine, thank you. And U?
兔子A：I’m fine too! How are your parents doing?
兔子B：They are fine, thank you. And U?
兔子A：They are fine, too! How is your uncle doing?
兔子B：He’s fine, thank you! And U?
兔子A：He’s fine , too!
兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!
兔子A：No no no! I’m in danger now! Come and help me!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I’m under a tree!
兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit , rather like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come! Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]
旁白：[摇摇头]How lovely and funny they are !
兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A：Hahaha! My friend will come and save me, yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,昏眩中…“我晕!” 又晕了]
旁白：Look, the rabbit’s friend comes here. How will he save his friend?
[兔子B上]兔子B：I’m also a rabbit!I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH!My friend is here! Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开,使了几次劲,还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this!A hoe![装作打高尔夫球,试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前,正要砍.旁白：What a poor tree it is!]
树：Stop!What will you do?
兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.
树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!
兔子B：Oh yes!You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise !Come on! [开始带头做早操.做着做着对树说“Follow me!” （企图让树动起来,两只手松开,这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操. 兔子B轻轻上前,想救出兔子A.但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的.兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕.树继续绑着兔子A]
兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh! I’ve got it!Music! [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏（旁白）. 兔子B抱住树,企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂,放出兔子A.树渐渐陶醉,手缓缓松开.兔子B正要搭救同伴,突然兔子A两只手张开,成了女主角动作.树又抱住了兔子A的腰,成了男主角动作.树和A陶醉其中.B要唤醒A：“Wake up! Wake up!”
兔子A沉醉其中,完全不理它,还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me!”继续陶醉.]
兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop!（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗,带出10块钱,掉在地上]
树：Money![一个箭步冲上去捡起钱,回到原位并且对着太阳验钞.]
兔子A：[看四周] I’m free! Oh yes, I’m free! Thank you, Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带.兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上,晕两下说：“暴头!”死翘.] [兔子B见状冲上去,深情地搂住A：“Tommy! Tommy!”[伤心地俯下身子,紧紧抱住A]
[这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身,又把B压在了下面]
兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying! [也翘了]
[Chapter 4]
旁白：The rabbit B not only can’t save his friend, but also was suppressed by the farmer… Oh, the farmer is awake now!
农夫：[农夫这时候醒了.擦了下口水,看见两只兔子] En..?Two rabbits! I remember I have caught just one?! Oh, maybe I drank too much. [兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场]
树：[还在验钞的树正高兴,突然发现是假钞]Ah!There’s something wrong with the note, It’s a fake!Wait for me![追下去]
旁白：Since that day, the farmer always sleeps behind this tree whole day to get more rabbits to eat. But he never catches one rabbit any more. Now it is the end of this play. We want to use this role play to show you that you can’t reap without sowing, you must work hard to get your own harvest. Thank you for your watching!
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本（通用5篇）
话剧指以对话方式为主的戏剧形式，于19世纪末20世纪初来到中国。与传统舞台剧、戏曲相区别，话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。以下是我整理的5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇1
The Clever Rabbits（聪明小兔）
角色：
Red Eyes（红眼睛）Long Ears（长耳朵）Short Tail（短尾巴）
Big Wolf（大灰狼）Mother Rabbit（兔妈妈）
Storyteller翻译官
道具 房子，玩具、凳子，桌子，一棵树等。
布景 一座有门的房子里摆着一张桌子、几个凳子和一些玩具。
SceneI Three Rabbits（三只小兔子）
（一）
Storyteller:The Mother Rabbit has red Eyes,Long Ears and Short Tail.
兔妈妈有三个孩子，她给他们起名叫红眼睛、长耳朵和短尾巴。）
Red Eyes:（Coming to the front.上前。）
Hello!I"m Red Eyes.Glad to see you.
（你好！我是红眼睛。
灰姑娘
第一场：
旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Alice, her mother was dead, her father loved her very much.
Father: Dear daughter! These presents are for you! Do you like them?
Alice: Yeah, thank you, Dad.
Father: My lovely daughter, I hope you are happy forever!
旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife.
Look, her step mother and her new sisters are coming.
Stepmother:Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is!
Helen:Yes, and so many fruits. Apples,bananas, mangoes and lychee. Wow, I like them.(吃水果)
Jerry: Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress.
(往身上穿)
Alice： Oh, no, that’s my dress. It’s a new dress my father bought for me.
Jerry： Who are you? Mum, who is she?
Stepmother: She is your little sister. But it doesn’t matter. Look!
Alice, go, clean the room and then cook for us.
Alice: Why? I’m not your servant.
Stepmother: Yeah. But from now on you are our servant.
Alice and Jerry: Mum, I like her dress.(拽衣服)
Jenny：I like her necklace.(抢项链戴在脖子上)
旁白：After that, Alice had been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night. She had no room to live, she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty, so people called her Cinderella.
第二场：
Stepmother:Who is it?
Soldier: It’s me. I’m the soldier of the palace.
(打开门)Good morning, madam, this is for you and your daughters.
Stepmother:What is it?(打开信看)
（欢呼）Helen, Jerry, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls.
Two daughters: Hooray! I’ll be the queen!
Stepmother: Come on, daughters. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up!
Alice:Mum, I want to go ,too.
Three: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.
Stepmother: Daughters, are you ready? Let’s go.
Alice:Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do?
Cat, Peagion, Dog: Don’t be so sad, Alice. At least, we are with you.
Fairy:Poor girl, let me help you.
Animals: Wow, how beautiful!
Cat: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen.
Dog:Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!
Peagion:Yes! And the prince will love you at once!
Fairy: Alice, go to the party and dance. But remember you
must come back before 12 o’clock. Or you will
change back.
Alice: Thank you , Fairy.(跑)
Fairy: (喊)Be careful! Don’t forget the time!
Alice: I won’t forget.
第三场:
Minister1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince dancing ball. This night, our prince will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front,please!
Minister2：How are they?Which one do you like?
Prince: No, I don’t like anyone.
(Alice come in)
Ministers: Wow, how beautiful!
(She’s like a fairy. She’s like a Angel. She’s so lovely. She’s likeaprincess. How pretty the girl is!)
Prince: Pretty princess, may I dance with you?
Alice: I’d like to.
(music and dance)
(one person pick up a clock)
Alice: Oh, it’s time to go back. I must go now.
Prince: Wait, princess, wait!
Alice(跑,掉一只鞋)
Prince: (拿起鞋)Pretty princess!Why are you leaving? I must find you!
Soldiers!
Soldiers: Yes!
Prince: Take the shoe to every house. You must find the girl for me.
Soldiers: Yes, your highness!
第四场：
（士兵敲门）
Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers?
Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam?
Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace.
Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her.
Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine.
Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you.
Jenny:It’s mine. Let me try it.
Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you.
Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it.
Soldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter?
Alice: Hello, gentlemen, may I try it?
Stepmother :You? Go away!
Helen: Look at yourself!
Jenny: So dirty and so ugly!
Head Soldier: No, ladies, let her try! Come, little girl, try it on,please!
Alice: Thank you! (试鞋)
Soldiers: Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well!
Soldier1:（Call prince）5535240
Prince: Hello, this is prince speaking!
Soldier1: Good news, your highnesss! We have found the
beautiful girl.
Prince:Really? That’s wonderfull! I’ll come at once.
Fairy: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the
last time.(变美丽)
Prince:Oh, my deariest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK?
Alice: OK!
Stepmother and sisters: How did it happen?(昏倒)
旁白：The story finished. Alice found her happiness. Alice and
the prince lived happily ever after! And that brings us to the end of the play.
(善有善报,恶有恶报,善良的人终会有好报,灰姑娘最终找到了自己的幸福,与王子幸福地生活在一起!)
我这里还有两个剧本,需要的话追问一下我发给你.希望能帮到你!
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幼儿英语话剧剧本1:小熊请客
幼儿英语话剧剧本小熊请客第一幕：
(旁白)：在美丽的大森林里，住着一群可爱的小动物，它们快乐的
生活着。小熊要在新年这天邀请朋友们做客，一大清早，小熊们就开 始忙里忙外了。
(音乐起，房子，树，小熊上场)
Tree: I’m Tree. Tree: I’m green. Tree: I’m Tree.
Trees: We’re the forest.
(树后退至背景处)
Bear1: Happy New Year. My name’s Pat. I’m big brother. Bear2: My name’sFrank. This is my car. I can drive a car. Bear3: I’m Bob. I’m a good boy. I’m agood boy. Bear4: I’m Tom. I like riding a bike.
Bear5: I’m Joe. I like playing football. Bear6:I’m Ken. I’m a little boy. Ican draw. (熊爸爸，熊妈妈上场) Dady：I’m their father. Mumy：I’m their mother.
Bears: Morning, Mum. Morning, Dady. (Bears唱
My mother,my father.)
Mumy：Let’s have a rest, OK? Children Bears: OK! Yes! (下场)
Mumy Dady：Today’s new year. We are going to play a host. Let’s getready.
第二幕：小熊的朋友上场。
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny`smother(JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says thatI’m hen pecked,but infact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is WuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I donotcare.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’sup mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been sorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
英语小品剧本--《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking andwashing.I have raised ten soft hous and sof pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valua bleasagr and son!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goand ask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you in sistedon
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrup tme!
L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever youwant me to
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I` m the mayor`s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor`s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,goand take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
接上面内容
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give usall your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss LiuLanzhi next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?Apretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got anidea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’llgo
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give usall your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait forme! (跑下)
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