经典英语短剧剧本？三人英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇1 3人短剧，简单有趣，每人不超过10句话，并且都是很简单的话，经理只有一句词，但是还比较有水平。由一个笑话改编。最后结果出人意料，其实是服务生误解了顾客。那么，经典英语短剧剧本？一起来了解一下吧。
白:Longago,therelivedagirl.Hermatherhaddiedandherfatherhadmarriedagain,Hisnewwifehadtwodaugters.Theyaresobadastheirmother.Thepoorgirlhadtoworkdayandnight.Shemustsleepinthekitchen.Sheweareddrityclothes.AllofthemcalledhercindersforCinderella.However,we’llshowyouadifferentplaytoday. (灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场) 旁白：Sheissostrong,andsmart.Especiallysheisgoodatsport. Now,sheisrunningforthe100meterrace.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11’9) Now,sheisplayingbasketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮) Now,sheispracticingChinesegongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒) Thisisher----Cinderella 灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Doyoufinish? 旁白:Ok(结巴)continue,evensheisperfect,shestillcan’tescapethepoorlife,Why?Thatis----- 继母(假装洗衣服):Howcoldthewater!I’mtoooldtodoanything,Mylegissopainful. (灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆) (一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗) (一姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过衣服) 第一幕 (灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀) 二姐(奔入,扬动手中传单):Mom,Mom,Look!Therearesomeleaflets.Igotthemonthestreet. TheKingishavingaparty.ThePrincewilllookforawife. 一姐(托腮):Imustbechoosen,Iamthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld. 二姐(凭空跳舞):No,Notyou.Ihavethecharmingshape,IamtheQueen. (两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻) 继母:Oh,baby.Stop.Youtwoarethemostbeautifulgirlsinourcountry.Hewillprobablychooseoneofyou.Comeon,makeupyourself.Wehaven’tenoughtime!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella,whatareyoudoing?Comehere,helpyoursisters! 灰姑娘:OK,Iwill.But,mom,canIgotothepartytonight?Iwantto------ (三人敛神) 一姐:Oh,myGod!IforgotTim’shomework.Hegaveusalotofhomework..Ican’tfinish,whatshouldIdo? 二姐(拿书,指,附和):Oh,Yes,Yes.Look,execiseA,exciseB,exciseC,exciseD,exciseE,Oh,planningtree,essay,studyplan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh,myGod!Oh,myparty!MyPrince!Myhappyness!andthecountry’sfuture! 灰姑娘(慌乱,安慰):Mysisters,don'tcry!Ialwaysdothehomeworkforyou,ofcoursetonight! (母女三人一通忙乱后):Goodbye,ourlivelygirl! 第二幕 (魔女骑着一把几乎掉光了的扫把登场) 旁白:Oh,哈里波特! (魔女撞到灰姑娘) 灰姑娘(怒):Whoareyou? 魔女(得意):Iamthebestwitch,andthemostbeautifulwitch.Icangiveyouallthethingyouwish. 灰姑娘:Really?DoyoukownKing’sparty?Iwanttogo,but------(低头看自己的破衣服) 魔女(大笑):Don’tworry.Itiseasyforme!Look,clothes,shose,car----- 灰姑娘(面露欣喜,扑向鞋子):Oh,howbeautifulglassshoses! 魔女:Wearit,andgo! 第三幕 (富丽堂皇的大厅里,音乐飘扬,人声鼎沸.女士们翘首以待) 侍卫(击杖):WelcomethePrince. (鼓掌,欢呼) 国王(严肃):Pleasebequiet!Aseverybodyknows,todayIwillchooesabeautiful,slim,homorous,andlonghairgirlformyson----(转身,指向王子),handsome,strong,tall,andbrave! (王子做害羞状) 众女士:Howlively!Howhandsome!(做陶醉状,冲向前,将王子团团围住) (此时,飞出一女,持扇“杀出一条血路”) (王子与灰姑娘共舞,突然手机铃声响起) 王子:Who’sphone? 灰姑娘:Oh,it’smyphone!(掏手机边跳舞,边接电话)ThisisCinderella,speaking! 魔女:It12’clock,gamewillbeover,comebackquickly!Oryou’llchangeback!(开始敲钟) 灰姑娘:Oh,Imustgo!(慌忙中跑,掉了一只鞋) 王子(检起鞋,追):Wait!Youforgetgivemeyouname,andyouphonenumber! 王子(注视姑娘远去,悲情):I’velosther! 第四幕 旁白:Sincetheparty,PrincefallinlovewithCinderella,thePrincedecidedtolookforthemysteriousgirl.Heissuedaproclamation,“Whoevertheglassshoefits,shallbewifetothePrince!” (王子带着士兵到处找人试鞋) 士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士甲试鞋)Oh,yourfootistoobig! 士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士乙试鞋)Oh,myGod,whataterriblesmell!Ofcouresnotyou!
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英语短剧：小兔子乖乖
人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat， Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog
旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高兴极了。在小河边，他碰到了Miss Cat。
Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Miss Cat．Whatre you doing？
Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello，Little Duck．Theres a big fish in the river．Im hungry，but I cant get it．
Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼。）
Duck：Here is the fish for you，Miss Cat．Have a good meal．
Cat：Thank you，Little Duck．You are so kind．
Duck：Thats all right，Miss Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye！
Cat：Bye-bye！
（Little Duck继续赶路。
英语短剧：三只小猪
领衔主演：M:猪妈妈 P1:猪哥哥P2:小猪P3:猪弟弟 W:老狼
主要演员：T:树1T2: 树2B1:小鸟1B2: 小鸟2
故事内容：
旁白：Longlongago , there were three little pigs lived with theirmother . They were very happy and they were very kindtotheir friends . Look !They are coming !
（情景一：猪妈妈和三只小猪以及朋友们在森林里快乐的玩耍）(加快乐的音乐 ）
(小鸟飞的音乐)
B1: Hello! Nice to meet you !
B2: nice to meet you , too.
B1：it is a beautiful morning !
B2 : yes ! look at the trees ! They are very happy!
T1: hi!
T2: hello!
（猪妈妈和孩子出现）
M; Come on ,baby !
Pp: Here we come !
M : let’s do the exercises. (歌曲move body move )
Lift your arms. Bend your knees . touch your toes .
P1 ：mom , look ! we’re so strong ! (伸出胳膊，亮出肌肉)三个小猪比健美
P2 :yes ,I am strong !
P3:no , I am strong !
M：yes ! my baby ! you should have your own house !
Pp: ok! I ’dloveto .
M : you can do it !
Pp :yes ! we can! Yeah! (做成功的动作)
旁白：The three little pigs make three houses . they all think their own house is best! But the wolf is coming ! he is very hungry! （音乐）
W:Gu,gu,gugugu. I’m very hungry . oh, I sniff the pig’s smell .
aha! I have a good idea !
(来到第一只小猪的门前敲们)
little pig, little pig , let me come in !
P1: No ! you are bad wolf !
W :then I ’ll huff and I ’ll huff ,and I ’ll blow your house in .
(吹一下，房子倒了，小猪突然发现，吓了一下，逃跑)
P1:Oh !help !help! my brother ! please help me !
(迅速进入第二只小猪家，然后马上关门)
P1: open the door ! (堵着门)
P2： Don’t be afraid !
W: little pig ,little pig , let me come in !
P1: no ! no !
W: then I ’ll puff , blow your house!
（狼鼓足气吹一下，房子有点摇晃，又吹三下，两只小猪堵着门，挣扎之后，房子倒了）
(挣扎快跑)
p1p2:oh , my god !let’s run away ,run away !
（跑到第三个小猪家的床底下哆嗦）
P1：the wolf is very strong !
P2: he wants to eat us !
P3:my god , help me ! ( 三只小猪都在床底下)
W: little pig ,little pig , let me come in !
P1P2P3:no !
W : open the door! I can get the house down !
(吹三下，没动，鼓足又吹三下，迟疑了一下)
why ?
(最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地)
p1p3p2 : yeah ! we are safe !
(歌曲幸福歌)
旁白：the wolf is very angry ! he has a good idea ! he climbs the chimney ! the bird tells the three little pigs !
B1B2 :my friends !look at the chimney ! （狼爬上了烟囱）
P1: how to do ? （开始转着跑）
P2 ：MOM ！where are you ? （哭着说）
P3：don’t worry ! let’s put the wood into the fire !
P1p2p3: ok , ,123…
W : (掉进火里挣扎) help ! no !
P1p2p3: the wolf is dying ! we are succeed !yeah !
结尾曲
（完）
三人英语搞笑话剧剧本
话剧指以对话为主的戏剧形式。下面是我为你带来的三人英语搞笑话剧剧本 ，欢迎阅读。
三人英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇1
3人短剧，简单有趣，每人不超过10句话，并且都是很简单的话，经理只有一句词，但是还比较有水平。由一个笑话改编。
最后结果出人意料，其实是服务生误解了顾客。
C,the customer.
W,the waiter.
M,the manager.
In the restaurant.
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you.
W:Here your soup.Sir.
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.
C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?
三人英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇2
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的`村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)
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以上就是经典英语短剧剧本的全部内容，英语短剧：小兔子乖乖 人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat， Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog 旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高兴极了。在小河边，他碰到了Miss Cat。Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Miss Cat．Whatre you doing？Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello。
