大学三人英语情景剧？大明（a） 爸爸（b）售货员 （c） 一、家 a：Oh，no，dad.My computer doesn't.This one is too old. b:Don't worry.I'll buy a new fou you.Do you want to go with me this Sunday? a:Of course. 二、那么，大学三人英语情景剧？一起来了解一下吧。
A: oh, it's you, B, what's going on these days? B: well, not bad. It's a beautiful day, isn't it? A: Yes, it is. That's why I am here to enjoy the work by the famous artist. B: So am I. Do you find anything really worth for appreciation? A: Well, I just found a painting. it's really interesting but I can’t recognize who drew it. It is brushed simply but I think it expresses something. B: Really? Please show me, I think I can tell you whose work it is. A: This way please The two men stopped in front of a painting. A: Look, this is what I told you. B: Hmmm, it is a house; the light is on and no dark inside. there is a flower in the vase which is in different colors. The flower is on the desk near the window. Look, the sun is in the sky with some sunshine around it. It is an abstract work, even without frame. but I believe it is meaningful. A: yeah, I agree with you. I guess it is drawn by a famous artiest like Picasso, he likes to draw something simple but meaningful. B: It is a precious painting. I believe it. C came at that moment. C: excuse me, I am the manager here and I need to take the painting down now. A: Wait a minute, please tell us who drew it. We all believe it is from a famous artist but we just cant know the name. B: yes, please tell us. C: A famous artist?? Are you kidding me? This is drawn by my grandson; he is very naughty and hung his art class homework on this wall! A&B: What!?
英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》
Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)
这个是我们上学期表演的短剧，加入了搞笑元素后效果不错。人物超过了3，4人，但是不重要而角色可以临时找同学客串，我们当时就是那么做的。题目是两个女人之间的战争，The War between Two Women.人物 Peggy Lucy Andy Allen Scoundrel ------------------------- 主要内容 Peggy 和Lucy是好朋友，同时看上了Andy，因此友情破裂。争来争去。后来发现Andy和Allen是同性恋。两人又和好了。 Scene I 购物场景 (Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.) Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure. Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams. Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming. Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me. Peggy Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend! Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK? Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine. Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you. Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you. Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit. Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl. Peggy: You’re so mean.Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry) Peggy: Hmm! I hate you. Lucy: Me too! (Now the war of these two women begins)Scene II 两个女人在男人周围 (Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. ) Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy. I’ll be a good girlfriend. Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.) Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life. Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming!Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy. Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday. Andy: Ok! Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK? Andy: Sure! Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky! Scene III 偶遇 (Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.) Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me. Peggy: No! Don’t listen to her. Listen to me. Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend! Peggy: You liar. She’s my good friend! Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you? Peggy Lucy: No! Scene IV 电影院奇遇 (In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.) Peggy Lucy: You……. Lucy: Why are you here? Peggy: I want to ask you the same question. (At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy: Good afternoon, ladies! Peggy Lucy: She…., you…… Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go! Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money. Peggy Lucy: Help, help! Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry! Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them. Lucy: Us? Are you crazy? Peggy: We’re just girls! Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this? Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go! (They leave angry.) Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength. Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back) Scoundrel: Wait! Andy: Why did you turn back? Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money)Scene V Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please…. Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too. Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right? Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat! Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go. (Allen shows up.) Allen: Hi, baby! (Peggy Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.) Peggy Lucy: Please be my boyfriend. (Peggy Lucy stare at each other.) Lucy: Let go of your hands. Peggy: He is mine! Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine. Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend? Lucy: You do, too. Peggy: He’s mine! Lucy: He’s mine! Peggy: He’s mine! Lucy: He’s mine! Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls! Lucy: What? Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it. Allen: Actually……. (Andy appears.) Allen: Oh, honey! Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late! Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time. Lucy: Andy? Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here? Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.) Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go. Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave) Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right? Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened? Peggy: Maybe they are….. Peggy Lucy: Gay !!
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大明（a） 爸爸（b）售货员 （c） 一、家 a：Oh，no，dad.My computer doesn't.This one is too old. b:Don't worry.I'll buy a new fou you.Do you want to go with me this Sunday? a:Of course. 二、商场 c:What can I do fou you? b:We want to buy a new conmputer. c:Computers are over there. Look at this one. How du you like the computer? a:It's just so-so. c:Look at this one. It's comes form the U.S.A. There are many kinds of colors,such as black, white,red and pink.It's made up of keyboard mouse,host,CPU and some other small parts.It canhelp us to do a lot of things. For example,we can study on the Internet and we can use the computer to find jobs. We can also enjoy many Interesting songs movies and games.b:How much is it? c:It's 5000 yuan. b:It's isn't expensive. a:How wonderful! I'm satisfield with the computer.What about you dad? b:I like it ,too. I'll buy tne white computer. 5000 yuan .here you are. c:thank you. a and b:goodbye. c:Bye. (自己再修改修改）
Three Little Pigs 三只小猪
Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈
their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东
Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他
Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是
Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈
works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。
to do the housework.
Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得
your own houses. 为自己盖间房。
Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。
Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。
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