英语小品剧本搞笑7人？搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]EhWhen I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！那么，英语小品剧本搞笑7人？一起来了解一下吧。
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。
3人英文短话剧剧本
我为英语疯狂提供英语速成方法3人短剧，简单有趣，每人不超过10句话，并且都是很简单的话，经理只有一句词，但是还比较有水平。由一个笑话改编。
最后结果出人意料，其实是服务生误解了顾客。
C,the customer.
W,the waiter.
M,the manager.
In the restaurant.
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That’s all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I’m sorry.Sir.I’ll change it for you.
W:Here your soup.Sir.
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:Er.I’m terribly sorry.I change it in a second.
C:Sir.I’m sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I’m sorry,sir,but what’s wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?
Money Talks英语短剧剧本
三个年轻人的父亲生了重病，但是他们没钱付医药费，于是他们准备抢银行 很简单的剧本.
Cast
David
Doctor
Andy
Sue
Father
Police officer
Summary
Three young people wanted to save their father who was very sick. Their father needed an operation, and it would cost a lot of money. Because they had no money, they decided to rob a bank. However, their plan was defective. Their father was sad.
Scene I: In the hospital
(In a room, the doctor talks to David.)
David: (Nervous) Is my father OK？
Doctor: (Serious) Your father is very sick.
David: How to cure him？
Doctor: Your father needs an operation, and it will cost a lot of money to cure him.
David: (Grabs the doctor) How much will it cost？
Doctor: It should be at least one million dollars. (Then the doctor goes out.)
David: That is not a small fortune. How will I come up with the money in a short time?
(Andy comes in.)
Andy: Where is Dad？ Is he OK？ (Looks around)
David: The doctor said that it should cost a big fortune.
Andy: But we don’t have enough money to pay for it. What should we do？
David: Let’s go home and discuss it.
(On the road, David sees a woman withdraw money from an ATM.)
David: (Excited) Look！ It is money.
Andy: But that is a bank.
David: We should earn a lot of money in a short time. This way is quick.
Andy: This way is illegal.
David: But we only have one father, and he is nice to us.
Andy: Umm… Let’s go home and discuss with sister. Look！ There is one hundred dollars on the floor！ (Picks it up)
David: (Hits his head) One hundred dollars？ We need one billion, not one hundred！
Andy: It is mine. (Croaking voice)
Scene II: David and Andy get home
Sue: Is Dad OK？
David: The doctor said we need a lot of money to save Dad.
Sue: But we do not have much money. Look at our home. It is so poor. (Effervescing voice)
David: Do not be sad！ Let’s discuss an idea.
Sue: What idea do you have？
Andy: We decide to rob a bank.
Sue: What？ Rob a bank？ Your brother-in-law has gone to prison several times for robbing banks. I don’t agree！ (Angry)
Andy: But we don’t have a choice！
David: If we don’t have enough money, our Dad will die.
Sue: OK…this is the only thing we can do.
David and Andy: Let’s go！
Sue: No, we need to make a plan first.
David: Ask our brother-in-law. He always robs banks.
Sue: OK. I will tell him tomorrow.
（Sue takes a lot of weapons back.）
Sue: Choose one weapon you are good at.
（Brothers choose the weapons.）
Sue: Remember to wear your mask.
Scene III: In the bank
Sue: Hello, I want to withdraw a billion dollars from my savings account.
Clerk: (To check her drawing account.) Sorry, you don’t have enough money in your savings account.
Sue: (Taking out a gun) Just do it！
Clerk: Help! Help！
David and Andy: Hurry up！
Andy: Only underwear, no money.
David: Are you stupid! We just need money！ (The police officer arrives at the bank)
Police officer: Don’t move! Put down your weapons.Now! (The police officer holds up the gun to them.)
David, Andy, and Sue: Oh, my God！
David: The police officer is coming！
Andy: What should we do？ (Nervous)
(David, Andy, and Sue want to escape away.)
Sue: I cover you! Go！ Hurry！
Police officer:Don’t move！ (Police shoots Sue and Sue gets hurt.)
Sue: Oh！
David: Are you OK？
Andy: What happened？
Sue: My leg is hurt！ I can’t walk now.
Police officer: Don’t move！ You are all under arrested.
Scene IV: In the police office
Police officer: Why did you try to rob the bank？ Don’tyou know it is illegal to rob the bank？
David: Because our Dad is sick, we need money to save him.
Andy: We don’t have enough money, so we decided to rob the bank.
Sue: We know it is wrong to rob the bank, but we didn’t have any choice.
Police officer: I understand why you need the money ,but robbing a bank is against the law.
(Dad enters in the police office.)
David, Andy, and Sue: Dad, we were wrong！
Dad: I know you robbed the bank for me, but it’s wrong！ It will affect your future.
Police officer: We should be good to our parents, but we can’t do something against the law.
(All the three young people repent their follies.)
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern
mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]
树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
A:Hello,What can I do for you?
B:Yes.I want to buy a computer.
A:We have got many kinds of personal computer (个人电脑).This red one is called Kiwi,and it is designed eapecially(尤其是) for student.
B:Where is it made in?
A:It is made in Shenzhen.
B:Is it used widely（广泛）?
A:Of course,very widely in Beijing.
B:OK.I'll think about（考虑)it.
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