英语幽默小品3人？讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈住在一片森林里，丁丁和东东是猪哥哥，他们很懒，整天吃了就睡。龙龙是最小的，她整天帮着妈妈做家务。猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得为自己盖间房。三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可以做我的美餐。猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？那么，英语幽默小品3人？一起来了解一下吧。
讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈住在一片森林里，丁丁和东东是猪哥哥，他们很懒，整天吃了就睡。龙龙是最小的，她整天帮着妈妈做家务。
猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得为自己盖间房。
三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。
狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可以做我的美餐。
猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？
丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。
东东：我在用树枝盖房子。
猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固，树枝也不牢固。
猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。你在干什么？
猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。
猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。
猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。
丁丁和东东：噢，我们盖好了。我们打个盹吧。
猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房子很坚固。
狼：小猪，小猪，快开门！不开，不开。快走开。
丁丁和东东跑到龙龙家。
猪哥哥：救命!救命!
狼：站住，你这两只小猪。妹妹，快开门。狼来了，让我们进去。
龙龙：快进来。别担心，我的房子很坚固。
狼：他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们在这儿。小猪，快把门打开。
三只小猪：不开，不开。快走开。你这只恶狼。
狼：我要吹倒它。噢！
讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。但房子非常坚固。
狼：我要撞倒它。噢！
龙龙：我们把水烧开。
三只小猪：好的。
狼：噢！噢！好烫，好烫。
三只小猪：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。
BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!
DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest.
BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself!
DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that.
BOSSY: You old witch!
DAISY (cry):Help!
NOISY: Shall we go to the park?
LAZY: Good idea!
CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first.
LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him.
LAZY: Daddy?
BOSSY:………
LAZY: You look so handsome today…
LAZY: …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world.
BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead.
DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here.
NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework.
DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes.
LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself!
CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid!
LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF!
CRAZY: What! I…
BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude
DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema.
BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up.
NOISY:
LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot…
CRAZY: Shut up!
BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil!
LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her.
DAISY:
BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!
《萤火虫找朋友》
旁白（爸爸）：夏天的晚上，萤火虫提着小灯笼，在草丛里飞来飞去，他在干什么呢？
萤火虫（石头饰）上：我在找朋友，我想和朋友们一起玩。
萤火虫飞呀飞，听见草里有响声。他用小灯笼一照，看见一只小蝴蝶（妈妈饰），萤火虫就叫：“小蝴蝶，小蝴蝶”
小蝴蝶停下来，问：“干什么？”
萤火虫说：“你愿意做我的好朋友吗？”
小蝴蝶回答：“我愿意！”
萤火虫高兴地说：“那你就和我一起玩吧！”
小蝴蝶说：“好的，一会儿我就跟你一起玩。现在我要帮妈妈去找小弟弟。你来得正好，帮我照照路吧！”
萤火虫说：“我不能给你照路，我要去找朋友！”说完他提着灯笼飞走了。
萤火虫飞呀飞，听见草里有响声，他用小灯笼一照，看见一只小蚂蚁（妈妈饰）。小蚂蚁背着一个大口袋，一直往前跑。
萤火虫就叫：“小蚂蚁！小蚂蚁！”
小蚂蚁问：“干吗呀？”
萤火虫说：“你愿意作我的好朋友吗？”
小蚂蚁说：“我愿意。”
萤火虫说：“那你就跟我一起玩吧！”
小蚂蚁说：“一会儿我就跟你玩，现在我要把东西送回家。我迷路了，你来的正好，帮我照照路吧！”
萤火虫说：“我不能给你照路，我要去找朋友！”他说完就又提着小灯笼飞走了。
萤火虫继续飞呀飞
旁白（爸爸）：夏天的晚上，萤火虫提着小灯笼在草丛里飞来飞去。
7人的。不过很有意义。可以参考一下。
pocket money
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A),
Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He
always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He
has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……
He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous
candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very
popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come
here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The
students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now
it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come
out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.
（Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us
money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they
know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do
something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。
小熊请客
第一幕：
（旁白）：在美丽的大森林里，住着一群可爱的小动物，它们快乐的生活着。小熊要在新年这天邀请朋友们做客，一大清早，小熊们就开始忙里忙外了。
（音乐起，房子，树，小熊上场）
House: Happy New Year. We are house.
Trees: We are trees. Happy New Year.
Tree: I’m Tree.
Tree: I’m green.
Tree: I’m Tree.
Trees: We’re the forest.
(树后退至背景处)
Bear1: Happy New Year. My name’s Pat. I’m big brother.
Bear2: My name’s Frank. This is my car. I can drive a car.
Bear3: I’m Bob. I’m a good boy. I’m a good boy.
Bear4: I’m Tom. I like riding a bike.
Bear5: I’m Joe. I like playing football.
Bear6:I’m Ken. I’m a little boy. I can draw.
(熊爸爸，熊妈妈上场)
Dady：I’m their father.
Mumy：I’m their mother.
Bears: Morning, Mum. Morning, Dady.
(Bears唱My mother,my father.)
Mumy：Let’s have a rest, OK? Children.
Bears: OK! Yes! (下场)
Mumy Dady：Today’s new year. We are going to play a host. Let’s get ready.
第二幕：小熊的朋友上场。
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