英语剧本5人版短剧？英语搞笑短剧剧本 5—6人 三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，那么，英语剧本5人版短剧？一起来了解一下吧。
（道具：小床、门）
Mum: Tom get up !
Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy.
Mum: Good moring,Tom.
Mum: Breakfast is reday.
Tom: I\'m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs.
Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face.
Tom: Yes, I will.
Mum: Brush your teeth.
Tom: All right.
Tom: Moring, Daddy.
Dad: Moring, dear.
Tom: I\'m hungry.
Mum: Have an egg, please.
Tom: Thanks, mummy.
I want some milk.
Mum: Here you are.
Tom: I\'m full.
Mum: Time to go to school.
Tom: Where is my school bag?
Mum: Here it is.
Are you ready?
Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,daddy.
Mum&Dad: Goodbye, Tom.
（上学路上，一段跳舞的动作，配乐）
Tom: Hello WiWi.
WiWi: Hello Tom.
Tom: Are you going to school?
WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
Jane: Hello Tom ,hello WiWi.
Tom &WiWi: Hello Jane.
Jane : Are you going to school?
Tom &WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
（上课，铃声响，一段跳舞和做游戏，配乐）
Mr Xu: Now class begins.
Pupils: Stand up!
Mr Xu: Hello, boys and girls.
Pupils: Hello Mr Xu.
Mr Xu : Sit down, please.
Are you all here?
Monitors: No.
Mr Xu: Let\'s count.
Pupils: One , two, three, four...ten
（咚咚咚）
May: May I come in?
Mr Xu: Come in, please.
May: Sorry, I\'m late.
Mr Xu: That\'s all right.
Don\'t be late again
Mr Xu: Let\'s play.
Show me one.
Pupils : (Show a ginger.)
Mr Xu: Clap two.
Pupils: (clap their hands).
Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try?
Puple : I can .
Mr Xu : Please.
(Happy new year!
Eyes and ears.
Trian is coming.
Fish where are you)
（看一下手表）Class is over. Goodbye boys and girls.
Pupils: Goodbye .
人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。
5人搞笑英语短剧剧本
标题：Family Feud and Unexpected Love
角色： Jm L Johnny Lm Mayor’s Son
剧本
prologueJm：Everybody says that I’m hen pecked, but in fact, I’m a strong tiger.While my wife is Wusong. I’m not afraid of you!! Then, I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighborhood. She is braver than me, smarter than me, and stronger than me. All this I don’t care. I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in hell! My god! Who can help me?
Act 1Jm：I can! Lunch! Lunch! Where are you? L：I’m here! What’s up, mum? Jm：I have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful, graceful, and dearest motherinlaw”. L：Ok. My most beautiful, graceful, and dearest motherinlaw, what’s up? Jm：Since you married my son, you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy… L：But… Jm：Never interrupt me! L：Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. I have raised tens of thousands of pigs, ducks, and chickens… Jm：But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L：Oh, you want a grandson, don’t you? Go and ask your son. I’m leaving!
Act 2L：Mum, I’m back! Lm：You are back? Why? What happened? L：I was kicked out by my most beautiful, graceful, and dearest motherinlaw. Lm：See! I have already told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly, stupid, and poor, but you did not listen to me. Look at yourself… L：But, mum… Lm：Never interrupt me! L：Mum, I’m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right, ok? And I’ll marry whomever you want me to. Lm：Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayor’s son in the market. He said, “If your daughter hasn’t been married, I really, really want to marry her!” Now you are free again, I’ll go and tell him. L：What? The mayor’s son? The most famous playboy in the neighborhood?
结尾L：This family… Never a dull moment. Maybe a change in scenery wouldn’t be so bad. But first, I need to talk to Johnny.
此剧本为搞笑风格，通过婆媳之间的夸张对话和误解，展现了家庭中的矛盾和冲突，同时也带有一些讽刺和幽默元素。
第一个：
小狮子找食物 （I Am Hungry）
角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠头套、红萝卜、花生一把、苹果一个。
Act 1
雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest.
No one is stronger than me.
Roar, roar!
小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry.
雄狮：You are big now.
Be brave!
Go and find your own food.
小狮：But, I don’t know how.
雄狮：Do it like me.
Roar, roar! （怒吼）
小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!
雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齿）
Go and do it now.
小狮：Yes, daddy.
Act 2
小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, R
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abbit, Carrot Eater”）
Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away.
小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!（小声地）
小白兔：Do you want some carrots?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）
小狮：Thank you.
小白兔：Carrots are the best food.
小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, rabbit.
（还红萝卜给小白兔）
小白兔：You are welcome.
（边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”
离开）
Act 3
小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”）
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut
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just now.
Just now I found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小声地）
小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）
小狮：Thank you.
小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.
小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard.
I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, squirrel.
（将花生还给小松鼠）
小松鼠：You are welcome.
（边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开）
Act 4
（小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”）
小女孩：Apple round.
Apple red.
Apple juicy.
Apple sweet.
Apple apple I love you.
Apple sweet I love to eat.
小
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狮：Hi, little girl! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!
小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help!
( 苹果掉地上）
小狮：What is it?
(拿起来吃)
Mmm…, delicious!
I like it.
（小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家）
第二个：Whose Fault?英语话剧剧本
Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue:Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?
Mr. Green:You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue:My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.
(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...
(Quarrel again ...)
Police:Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green:I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue：I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police:Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E .)
Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse:(Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr. Green:But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse:Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue:My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse:(gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue:Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse:OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)
Mr. Green:Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse:Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse:The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor:Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue:I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor:(Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......
Miss Blue:Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green:Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor:Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green:I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor:I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...
Mr. Green:What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green:Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse:Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr. Green:Wow! ...... That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter:Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.
其实我还有很多剧本的，可是找不到了。
白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we’ll show you a different play today.
(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场)
旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.
Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11’9)
Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)
Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒)
This is her----Cinderella
灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?
旁白 :Ok(结巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can’t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----
继母(假装洗衣服) :How cold the water! I’m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.
(灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆)
(一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗)
(一姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过衣服)
第一幕
(灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀)
二姐(奔入,扬动手中传单) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.
The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.
一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
二姐(凭空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.
(两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻)
继母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven’t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!
灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------
(三人敛神)
一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim’s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can’t finish, what should I do ?
二姐(拿书,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh
英语搞笑短剧剧本5—6人
三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧
B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.
N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.
E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.
T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.
T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
(谢幕)
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