英语剧本4人版短剧搞笑？Little Red Riding Hood的故事开始了。第一场，是在Little Red Riding Hood的家。妈妈正在整理篮子，准备给生病的祖母送水果。Little Red Riding Hood欢快地跑进家门，问妈妈正在做什么。妈妈一边将水果放进篮子里，一边心事重重地说着祖母生病的事，嘱咐Little Red Riding Hood把水果带给祖母。第二场，那么，英语剧本4人版短剧搞笑？一起来了解一下吧。
英语搞笑短剧剧本 5—6人三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah…… T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头) T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is....... T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are...... B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B) T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏） T: Let's go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet...... (谢幕)
世上最搞笑的情书放弃我是你一生的错，你现在也许没感到。但是总有一天你会后悔！
你真是个大坏蛋，我现在非常非常的恨你，恨不得冲到你家去杀你！
非要真让我生气，骂你没良心你才开心吗？你真的不是普通的*货！
他XX的，我这辈子，再说一句爱你就天打雷劈,不得好死,万剑穿心！
就算只剩你.这一个男人了,我也不会再正眼瞧你。我藐视你的人格！
鬼才爱过你，你以为，我以前真的很爱你吗?少臭美了!我都在耍你！
哪怕你得癌症，还剩下最后一天,我也不会同情你，因为,是你活该！
就算一辆卡车在我面前撞倒你，我也不会送你去医院！你浪费氧气！
你的个子虽然很高，但是你却是八字腿，你以为不说我就不知道吗！
尽管，我们认识这么久没吵过几次架，就以为我很迁就你这坏蛋吗！
其实从一开始我就是在玩弄你呢！所以你离开了我却一点都不伤心！
死过来让我揣你几脚，我心情不好就拿你出气你还很开心。I服了U!
你我就算有一个人挂了，也肯定是你先挂！我每天都在做小人打你！
当我没钱花时，以前居然舍不得用你的钱，我真后悔极了！是够傻
Little Red Riding Hood 第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里) Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood:(边提起篮子,边点头说)Ok! Mum: (亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说) Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场:在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding H
Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈 works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得 your own houses. 为自己盖间房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。
Little Red Riding Hood的故事开始了。第一场，是在Little Red Riding Hood的家。妈妈正在整理篮子，准备给生病的祖母送水果。Little Red Riding Hood欢快地跑进家门，问妈妈正在做什么。妈妈一边将水果放进篮子里，一边心事重重地说着祖母生病的事，嘱咐Little Red Riding Hood把水果带给祖母。
第二场，是在路上。Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子，蹦跳着走在花丛旁。一阵轻快的音乐响起，一只狼大步走来，显得很饥饿。他看着Little Red Riding Hood，试图引诱她离开正路。狼在寻找食物时，遇到了几只鸭子，便跟着它们一起跳舞。
第三场，是在祖母家。狼假装成Little Red Riding Hood的声音敲门，祖母半信半疑地开门。狼趁机将祖母吞入肚中。接着，Little Red Riding Hood来到祖母家，敲门时却听见奇怪的声音。狼装扮成祖母的模样，骗开了门，试图吓唬Little Red Riding Hood。两人互相对比着彼此的特征，最后狼露出真面目，试图吃掉Little Red Riding Hood。
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