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英语笑话带翻译 举例如下：
英语短笑话大全带翻译一：
Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up.
She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
不速之客就在路上，我妈妈，一个完美的`家庭主妇，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配给我爸和我哥哥的任务是打扫供客人使用的浴室。
一会儿之后，当她去检查的时候，她吃惊了，曾经一度杂乱的房间瞬间就被打扫干净了。接着她看到浴帘上有一张纸条，纸条橡闷上写着：“谢谢你没往浴缸里看。”
英语短笑话大全带翻译二：A preacher is buying a parrot 传教士买鹦鹉
A preacher is buying a parrot
Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.
Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.
Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.
Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?
I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.
一个传教士在买鹦鹉
“你顷早确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗?”传教士问。
“哦，绝对不会。它是一只虔诚的鹦鹉。”店主保证说。
“你看见它腿上的这些细绳了吗?当你拉动右面的这根，它会背诵天主经，当你拉动左面的那根，它会背诵赞美诗”
“太棒了!”传教士说，“但是如果我同时拉动两条绳子，会发生什么呢?”
“我会从树干上掉下去的，你这个笨蛋!”鹦鹉尖声说道。
英语短笑话大全带翻译三：吝啬鬼的聚会
The Mean Mans Party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
吝啬鬼的聚会
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼梁乎弯，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧?”
英文小笑话带翻译
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英文小笑话带翻译篇一：坚持不懈是一种美德
Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New Yorkat Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on itsinefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as astudent.
获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。
When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see anelderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is avirtue."
最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。”
英文小笑话笑森带翻译篇二：
Once god came up two me & granted me a dream to be realize. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible, he said.
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了实现我一个梦想。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
然后我请让你变聪明。他渗橘说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
英文小笑话带翻译篇三：传教士买鹦鹉A preacher is buying a parrot
A preacher is buying a parrot.
一个传教士在买鹦鹉。
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
“你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗?”传教士问。
"Oh absolutely. He's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
“噢，绝对不会。它是一只虔诚的鹦鹉。”店主向他保证。
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
“你看见它腿上的.那些细绳了吗?当你拉动右边这根，它会背诵天主经;当你拉动左边那根丛升团，它会背诵赞美诗。”
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
“太棒了!”传教士说，“但是如果我同时拉动两根绳子，会发生什么呢?”
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.
“我会从树干上掉下去，你这个笨蛋!”鹦鹉尖声说道。
英文小笑话带翻译篇四：A Regimen 养生之道
An old man of seventy-six went to a doctor to request a general check up as to the state of his health.
The doctor looked him up thoroughly1, and then told him: "Everything is fine." As the old man paid his fee, the doctor asked him: "Have you followed any regimen to help you keepphysically2 fit?"
"Well," replied the old man, "when I was married fifty years ago, I made an agreement with my wife that when I lost my temper3 and easily got angry, she would remain silent and when she lost her temper, I would leave the house. So for over fifty years I had enjoyed a fine outdoor life. That no doubt is the season why I can keep physically fit."
一个76岁的老头去找医生给他做一次常规体检，以了解他的健康状况。
医生给他仔细检查后告诉他：“一切都很好。”老人缴费的时候，医生问他：“你有什么养生之道帮助你保持健康呢?”
老头回答道：“哦，50年前结婚时我就和妻子约定：当我生气了，容易发怒的时候，她要保持沉默;而当她生气时，我就出门去。于是我得以享受了50多年美好的户外生活。这一点就是能够使我保持健康的原因。”
英语小笑话带翻译简单
英语小笑话带翻译简单一：
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I’d know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,"发生了什么事?“
”一个男孩咬了我念启孙一口，“伊凡说仔链。
”再见到他时你能认出来吗?"妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的`耳朵还在我的衣兜里呢。”
NOTE
recognize v.认出 realize v.认识到(某种事实等)
英语小笑话带翻译简单二：
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西兰的气候
老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?
马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。
老师：错了。
马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。
NOTE
frozen adj. freeze 的过去分词
冰冻的, 冻僵的, 冻伤的
[美](事实真理等)不可推翻的
旁饥 英语小笑话带翻译简单三：
The Fourth Element
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
Student: Soap!
第四元素
老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?
学生：火、气、和。和。
老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?
学生：肥皂。
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英语小笑话带翻译短
英语小笑话带翻译短一：
Do You Know My Work?One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”“You don't know my work，” said the other.“What is your work?”“I'm a policeman.“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work?”“No，”said the policeman.“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”
你知道我是干什么的吗?一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。两个人站在外面，看着大火。“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”“你不知道我是伏答干什么的。”另一个说。“你是干什么的?”“我是警察。”“噢!”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知缺陆慧道。”警察说。“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的.故事。”
英语小笑话带翻译短二：
悉拍Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
妻子和丈夫谈话，他一天到晚总是看报纸，妻子抱怨说：我要是报纸就好了，那样我就可以天天在你手里了。
丈夫说我也希望那样，那样我就可以每天换一个了。
NOTE
I wish I were ....是虚拟语气的说法，表示希望发生但不会发生的。
英语小笑话带翻译短三：
The Crowded Store
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.
As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,” That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
一天，一个商店降价大甩卖。人们在开店之前就排在了商店门前，排成了很长的一队。一个身材矮小的人推挤着想到队伍的前面，但被推了回来，而且被咒骂着插队。那个人又一次努力往前挤， 但是又被挤到了最后面，而且下巴被重重的碰了几下，他对最后一个人说：“如果他们再次这样对我，我就不去开商店门了!!!”
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笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。我整理了简短的英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
简短的英语笑话带翻译篇一
When they’re together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. “All right, you two,” I said sternly. “No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting.”
As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, “C’mon, Steven, let’s get dirty . ”
我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” 我刚转身要走，就听我儿子说：“来，斯蒂文，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”
简短的英语笑话带翻译篇二
It’s Good to Admit a Fault
John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
“John!” Teacher says angrily.
“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.
散弊“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.
“No one is laughing.” The others murmured.
“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.
“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.
认错
约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。
“约翰!”老师生气地喊他。
“什么?出什么事了?”约翰醒了。
“你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!”老师生气地说。
“没有人在笑呀。”其他同学笑声地嘀咕。
“不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。
“嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是给冲仿族好孩子”老师为此感到满意。
简短的英语笑话带翻译篇三
Mark is a good boy,but he is not very clean.His face and hands always very dirty.
One day,Mark goes to school.His teacher looks at him and says:"Mark,I know what you eat today.""What?"Mark asks. "Eggs.your face and your mouth tell me that."
"No."Mark says,"not today,but the day before yesterday."
翻译：马克是个好男孩，但他不是很干净。他的手和脸总是很脏。
一天，马克去学校。他的老师看着他，说：“我知道你今天早上吃了什么。”“什么?”马克问道。“鸡蛋。你的脸和嘴告诉了我。”“不，”马克说，“不是今天大皮，是前天。”
